Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...