If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...