Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!