Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...