Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.