What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Stupid Insults 4/31
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Lenin’s silver ruble
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Dead blonde in a closet?
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Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″