A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...