A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...