Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...