A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....