The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...