Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...