Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Marriage quotes 04
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How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...