So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...