The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Worm your way out of that one!
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I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...