Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....