Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...