Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...