Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever