5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...