John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Did you hear about the blond?
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Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
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Have you ever tried worm pie?
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What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.