Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
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Elephants III
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A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
More Church Bloopers!
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Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Twas the night before X-mas
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