Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...