Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...