Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...