Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...