Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....