Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...