Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...