yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...