Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...