M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...