Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Geekonics
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What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Irishman went to a pet shop
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