bump the gatepost again
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One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...