Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...