Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...