Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...