Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !