Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...