Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...