Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...