Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.