Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...