How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...