Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...