How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?