Were you ever arrested?
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Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!