St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...