Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...