What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...