elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...